@Dan: Could always make a generic freak-face. I can come up with some random Tribute Deck. Actually, I'd probably just give the guy Rise of the Dragon Lords and be done with it. But generics are never any fun, so I guess Tribute should currently be out of the question.

Or we could pull in ugly Sawatari-san. j/k XD He'd be in Pendulum by now, anyway. He was insta-obsessed with the things. Reiji's just like, "I must haz all forms of Summon." Sawatari's like, "Pendulums? Rare cards? Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!"

@Josh: Yang Zings all the way! They deserve the win because they're Yang Zings and they're broken. lol

EDIT: COW CRAP!!! I just realized Caius the Shadow Monarch now has a Mega Monarch form! We're all dead!