[quote=Spiritblitz]
*in a dark, demonic voice*Feeeeed.....*I rocket towards you with incredible speed and with the intention of slamming into you*
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*I turn my arm into a shield in just enough time for you to plow into it and send me skidding back ten feet. I get up from my back and put my normal hand up*
Spirit, listen, I'm not here to hurt you. you need to snap out of it and come back okay.