Google translate is indeed a cruel mistress. You should check out google translate singing songs - or rather where people translate songs into a language and then back into english and then sing the results. Can be most entertaining. 

Summer? Its winter here, freaking cold! Today was the first sunny day in a few weeks where it wasn't raining or windy, but it was still freezing. 

Otherwise I'm good - usual stuff though, nothing interesting to report this side of things. 

I bet Italy is much more interesting.