"So we all leave our comfortable places in this little spirit realm to go back to the Human world because Mr. Sandman screwed up his spell. glorious." The shadow spirit would say before yawning and walking forward, Now at this point I must mention the way Jackson walks in his true form (As it is my job as a narrator to do so). It is a strange strange sight to behold a being of shadow walking forward, to the point that even though movement is gained through bipedal motion it appears as if the creature is crawling upon your eyes rather than truly walking. 
"So how will we getting to the Human world today, hmm? Shall we all go buy our overnight train tickets and wait at platform Nine and Three Quarters?" He asked before apparating a Train Ticket made of shadow out of thin air. He waved the prop ticket in front of his face a few times as if trying to make a point.