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do you think this makes you seem trendy
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No... Clearly he's an 18 year old male that is really horny and wants some actual fucking material like the Barney Plush toy with 56 different "I love you" phrases each time you play with his tail, Ultra-Dino vibration action poses and a good "You love me" toy 'pop up' to play with. (batteries not included)