BIO:
(In the form of a piece of literature by a local poet, Mj. Mutt)
This day as the bubbling sun did rise,
a note was left on the door step of you guys,
a note to say you have to help,
a neighbor, be they sniveling whelp,
in the adventurers feet, best,
one single bleeding quest. 
(He was promptly mowed down by machine gun fire following the first recital.)
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Based on a new policy, designed to increase togetherness and camaraderie, every citizen must on this day, engage and complete a quest for another citizen.
Venture forth, to keep on the better side of the government, by aiding one of your fellows in the most epic way possible, in the slightly unnatural world of Gnomescape.

RULES & STUFF:
GibberFish may be used to better express influenced or poor English

[hider=GibberFish] By which I mean my interpritation of phonetic English:
All consonant use is the same, except C and X have both been outlawed.
Vowels look a little like this:
(Note, the use of 'r' in the vowels can either be only voiced or fully pronounced (Non-rhotic/Rhotic).
ay- Such as in A, day or fake.
air- Such as in care or where.
ah- Such as in cat or crack.
ar- Such as in car or bath. (Resembles a stretched out 'uh' sound.)
a'- Such as in bath or glass (IF your American/Irish/Liverpudlian/Scottish...) in standard English it is the sound you would make if you were unexpectedly stung by something.
ow- Such as in O or how.
ore- Such as in thought or sore.
oh- Such as in dog, or chocolate.
eey- Such as in beat or any.
eh- Such as in bet, or net.
ere- As in work or nerves. 
uh- Such as in cut, or buck.
ooh- Such as in put or foot.
oo- Such as in boot.
yoo- Such as in cute or mute.
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Players will start by the notice board in Sqig Town and be left to find a quest on their own.
I may miss days/weeks of posting at a time due to the satanic evil of enofadoV.

ALSO IMPORTANT RULE:
Players are to post their character sheet above every post. Speaking out of character shall be represented by (brackets), and the OCC will be reserved for complaints about my weird system.

CHARACTER SHEET:

Name: The more random the better.
Race: Gnome/Pony/Misc
Quest Log: NAN
Inventory: Empty