I'm glad I live in bongland, everything is so simple. The Queen rules but does nothing, the prime minister is a faggot, and each one apart from Glorious Maggie Thatcher has been pretty much the same shit labelled lightly differently.
The three political Parties that are the only ones worth a damn are all pretty much boiled down to the basics.
Labour: For people who want it to be easier for the working class to succeed.
Liberal Democrats: Liberal left-wing scum who want equality and shit.
Conservative: Queen and country, we deserve all we earned(daddy gave us, ad infinitum).