I googled provocative images to see if I could find any good bait, but all it coughed up were scantily clad women. However I persevered, making sure to pay due attention to every image just in case. After an hour of exhaustive research, I ended up with a photo of Hitler in a tutu.
[hider=Does this even count as provocative..?][img=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AuPoOCVtSzM/TD8lt_WspuI/AAAAAAAACZM/LyXOZiVt3qo/s1600/Hitler+Ballet+Tutu.jpg][/hider]
Garina, eh? Bald women do have a certain [i]je ne sais quoi.[/i]