Here's a totally legit sneak-peek.

PENIS-THE-GNOME
-Every race likes them, they like every culture.
-In the shape of a penis.
-Is 10 inches. Big boy...
-Every race breeds with it.
-Can fly.
-Doesn't fight.
-No cons what-so-ever, considering it doesn't fight.
-Is omnisexual.
-Lives everywhere. Common to find.