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And then Tarkus fled to escape the monopoly of dick-re-sewing to go out and become a wisened old Hermit who then went by the name of "Bojangles", who warned folks about them Glory Holes. Those folks'd never listen, and soon he was the only man left with his genetalia un-bitten, dying alone in his wooden cabin stroking Cadeyrn while muttering "The Day the Music Died", stopping halfway through due to his dimentia and restarting with the lyrics to "Stairway to Heaven", slowly passing on as he remembered one thing:
"Shark bitch, Ooh aah ah"