[quote=SwordfishKnight]
Self flagellate yourself to atone for your sins.
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I don't want to pay my tithes in blood, nor do I want to atone to a church whose lone and single nun is an amorphous blob of flesh with disturbing jiggle physics.
[quote=SwordfishKnight]
Is that how it's done nowadays?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
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Duh. Now be a good boy and beg or no matches for you >:(