[quote=Kaga]
So today I learned that Henry just make a fake smile. And when I say that, I don't mean that her fake smiles look obviously plastic or fake, or they look dull and unenthusiastic. I mean that she seems like she legit does not understand what a smile should look like. It's like she's some sort of alien from another planet, attempting a smile even though the idea is completely foreign to her species, and her face isn't meant to morph itself into such an expression. Because when she to smile, she looks like some sort of rapist clown. It's hard to describe everything wrong with her not-smile; the easiest thing to point out is that, for some reason, she opens her eyes really really wide. And I... don't know why she thinks that people's eyes widen when they smile. And, here's the craziest part about this whole thing, . With, like, a normal-looking smile. And, she doesn't even know when she's smiling.Like, when I tried pointing this out to her, she started laughing at my attempt to explain it. So then I was like, "That! That there - what you're doing right now! a smile!" And her response was, "What, no, that's just the face I make when I'm really happy or when I'm laughing about something." She then claimed that she never realized that she ever smiled when she was happy. She always just assumed that she was never able to properly smile. However, she never knew that her fake smile was outlandishly creepy or bizarre. She says she always thought that she had a mostly neutral face - like she never showed very much emotion at all. I don't see how she came to that conclusion, as, in my experience, most of her facial expressions are fairly average.Also, I tried taking a picture of her while she was doing her fake smile, because she wanted to see what it looked like (and for some reason she didn't want to use a mirror...), and, the weirdest part is, in a , it doesn't look all too weird. It looks fairly close to your average smile. It's only that it looks creepy. At least I helped Henry understand why her job interviews weren't going all too well.
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I just read this to my housemates. At least, I tried, but I was also laughing a lot so I don't know if they got the full effect. 10/10

EDIT: They're a little concerned about Henry.