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*glares at you silently and with the malice of a thousand battles fought* Recite one chapter from Sun Zhu's Art of war, I dare you
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*Clears throat* "The art of war, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations, when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field. These are: The Moral Law; Heaven; Earth; The Commander; Method and discipline. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger...." 

And then she recites it.