I made a religion too. It's centered around a central untouchable existence surrounded by a thousand minor deities concerning a thousand facets of existence. Most of which may be portrayed by horses and monkeys. But then one day the horse gods got an itch for some prime monkey D and went down to Earth and banged the Monkey God's children before going back to their heaven.

And then this happened.

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But they're not a part of the monkey world and are somewhere else. We will reach enlightenment when we penetrate the skies and go to this world the spirits went to.

I also made a religion where two godly sisters banged and made the world.