[quote=Sloth]
It's a koala mixed with a bear? That's the craziest theory my Sloth-brain could come up with. I hope it's true, I'd hate to seem even slower than usual.
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No no, it's a different species. Koalas are cuddly creatures, drop bears hide in the high trees and jump onto people who walk past. Then they eat their brains. Usually tourists, because Australians know to look up. They're more common than you'd think.