[quote=The Irish Tree]
OH, FORGIVE ME, THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST SO UNCANNILY SIMILAR OF COURSE!HOWS IT FEEL FUCKER? NOW BEND OVER. TARKUS IS GONNA MASH THAT DINNER!
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EXCUSE ME.

Orion is man-bear. If we're going with stereotypes, it's Tarkus who gets taken to pound town. Who gets his own gun hammered by a large bear with an adorably flappy tail.

[quote=ERode]
Everyone's part of Alistair's harem now. You have already breathed the same air as the male harem protag. Submit to your fate.Good, Rawr. Go Soraka and feed mah Sivir delicious MP.
[/quote]

Ah, shit.

Ain't sayin' Pascale is gonna overthrow uber shonen male protag, but I ain't sayin' she won't. *Cough*

EDIT: Top Lane Fiora, slut nuggets. 'Cause that's totes Pascale.