[quote=The Irish Tree]
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.
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"You can look, just don't touch."

She'd only castrate them if they touched and didn't pay. If they paid, she'd take their money and then castrate them.

And I can't help it. Orion is too cuddly for me not to ship with someone.

By the end of this week, Orion will become quite the popular manwhore. Huehuehue. >:3 He will be shipped with all of the mens and womens of our RWBY world.

Orion/Isaac

Such love-hate relationship. Much angry sex. Many hawt.

It would be all the rage in Japan. With Isaac being such a tsundere and Orion being the typical complying waifu who finds great pleasure in making Isaac his bitch in bed. >:D