[quote=The Irish Tree]
Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.
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Despite having the argument winning retort, I shall allow this alliance. Smith's tyranny will end under the might of my punch!

Also, I remember Teddy Roosevelt. He is one of two American presidents I can say o know I approve of!