[quote=Aspidochelone]
is that too much to ask for/
[/quote]

Of course that is too much to ask for, The internet never likes to do exactly what you wish. Even if you find something that is acceptable after a while of searching the internet when you look back at it later, you realize that it isn't actually what you wanted, but realize there is no way in hell that you are going to try to search for it again not after what you went through last time.
Oh god, not like last time *curls up in ball, reliving trauma*