Congratulations, you too are being an asshole without a real reason to be.

A planet is a ball, yes, a [i]ball[/i], a giant sphere of crap thrown together, so giant that it has [i]gravity/[/i] Yes, magnetic fields, too, are given off by this giant sphere of crap, but you see, it's a giant fucking [i]sphere[/i], and that means "up" is really only relative to where you are- if you're in space, up may be the planet, up may be from the planet to the sun, that direction, it may be away from the planet, especially if you're [i]on it[/i], so you see, "up" is really very relative when it comes to planets- unless we are fighting still in 2-D, which both makes it harder to attack people, [i]tremendously[/i] limits the worlds and systems that we can expand to, and makes it far easier to defend, then "Up", and therefore, "[i]above[/i]" is really very strictly [i]relative[/i] with something that any directions are so extremely [i]relative[/i] that you literally [i]can't use them.[/i]

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