Speaking of Norvil's backlog, in a distant arm of the galaxy, a certain purple embodiment of bloodsport was adjusting his bowtie as he walked onto a stage, cameras broadcasting to all of the Zangyack's citizens. Monitors showed smoking cities and trashed government buildings. The most recent contestant had gotten lucky with that planet- lots of nonlethal weapons that did nothing to his physiology and a lot of lethal ones that bounced off. A much cleaner win than the planet that took a whole fifteen contestants to conquer, but it was his job as an entertainer to talk him up, really.

"Well, well folks! Looks like our last contestant, Drongo the Destroyer, really tore up the rankings! He's won the thousand Zagin gift certificate for Spacey's Department Store, the complete 37-season [i]As The World Burns: The Spandez Conquest Hour[/i] DVD collection, the personal shuttle from Zangyack General Rocketry, a vacation to Planet Norgo, AND over twenty-five thousand Zagin cash tax-free to help him enjoy it! But the GRAND prize is on those monitors- it looks like Drongo's crushed another planet, making him the first three-time champion in the show's history! And you know what that means, RIGHT?!" 

In unison with the audience, he chanted, fist pumping along with the words. "BIG! MONEY! BIG! PRIZES!"

"IIIIII LOVE IT! But, sadly... we're out of time for tonight! Join us tomorrow when we see some of the highlights of Dorgo's run on the show, and hear whether he'll take the forty-five million Zagin cash prize and turn it over to the Emperor, OR if he'll choose to rule over it as governor! Until tomorrow... we're off!"