Me: Jeff is better than Toby. Jeff is better than Toby. Toby is a wimp. Toby is a wimp.
Then Toby I guess you are ok with something like.... THIS
[img=http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/291/3/9/clockwork_x_eyeless_jack_by_eyelessjack6-d83ae7s.jpg]
or maybe even clocky can get together with your boss
[img=http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2014/027/0/4/slenderman_x_clockwork__for_a_couple__by_servantofpsychotic-d73xllc.jpg]
Clockwork: Um wh- *Cut off by my hand over her mouth*