Nooo Gai, no, his fashion expertise will not be needed. Um no thank. No no no.

Oh sure, your pants are on but figuratively they may be off! Oh yes, I went there lol

Much sweeter. Mmm now I want cake. I hope the place I'm going to tonight has cake and I'll have it in honor of you being an old coot.

No he's not old but hey, some guys like to freak out around that time of birthdays. I hope Kakashi doesn't because though he's got silver hair, he's had it forever so it's not like he's OLD. And hey, even when he gets old, Sakura will def wanna keep tappin' dat~