[url=http://www.cbsnews.com/news/saved-by-the-bell-star-dustin-diamond-to-stand-trial-in-stabbing-case/] Dustin Diamond to Stand Trial In Stabbing Case[/url]

Okay, I can live with the idea that a former child star gone bad and all that, no problem and it's kind of reassuring in a schadenfreude sort of way. 

But a switchblade? What is this, West Side Story? Is Milwaukee stuck in the 1950's? I mean...

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That's the part I can't wrap my head around. It's 2015 and there's a dude out there using a switchblade from the Butchie and Spike days.

Edit: Maybe he was stabbing a hipster and wanted to be all post-modern and ironic about it. Kinda like going on a shooting spree with a Mauser and a Luger.