Shemp is thrown bodily into his room, and the door slams shut behind him as he pushes himself up off the ground again. "What? You don't want to stay, hang out a while?"

Nothing from the door. Silence.

"You've done a an amazing service to your country today." He says as he stumbles over and flops down on his cot. Well, he guessed that was day one down. The first day of school is always the hardest. Maybe if he laid her a rationalized hard enough he could convince himself that signing up for this had not been some huge, monumental mistake.

It was going to take a lot of rationalization though.