> > Look out, we got ourselves a hipster here!
> > 
> > ![enter image description here](https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabjl1h4zN1ry10fwo1_500.jpg "enter image title here")
> 
> How? Most hipsters are total doctor who fans.

No brah, they're totally mainstream. They lost their hipster card. Now: you are the lord of all things hipster. Please, teach me the ways of disliking all things mainstream.