> Of course, the roleplay that I'm supposed to start happens to coincide with a completely full weekend and a poem i need to write in one afternoon with my absolute ignorance of the idea of rhyming.
> 
> Eh. I'll just get an F on that one.

"Crook" rhymes with "book"
"Pope" rhymes with "Dope" (Or "Hope")
"Coat" rhymes with "goat"

Just think up of some things that rhyme and then put them in semi-legible sentences in a semi-legible format.

Or you can just write this kind of stuff:
"There was once a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell.
Until the owner shot him with a .22"