> Ever heard of Google picture war? Because this forum needs completely random ways to waste time while waiting for the other guy to respond to your post. Besides, I miss these ridiculous threads. > > Why in spam? Because this really shouldn't be anywhere else, that's why. > > In case you've never seen one of these before, I'll go over the rules for you: > -You respond to the above picture with a picture that "beats" it. For example: crowbar to headcrab, baseball bat to baseball, duct tape to broken anything, etc.) > -Follow Guild rules (Duh) > -Only use pictures from a Google search. > > I'll start: > ![enter image description here](http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server600/1r2fayi/product_images/uploaded_images/duct-tape.jpg "enter image title here") ![Scissors, yo.](http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/closeup-cutting-red-tape-scissors-duct-31853637.jpg "enter image title here")