"Drinking mountain dew since I was 5 so it is one of my vices.  But when we get back and if you decide to come back to the bar I will get you something called a Jack Daniels Root Canal.  It is a float with Jack Daniels honey and root beer, you would love it." The server leaves and comes back a few moments later with the receipt for the meal and 2 fortune cookies. "Should we go to the atv dirtbike store first or the mall?"