> She's my best friend and I talk to her every day.
> 
> ...Which is also why I'm not entirely fond of joking about hitting her with a brick either but that's also probably because woke up early and in a bad mood for reasons right now so yeah.

Who said I was gonna hit her with it? I was just gonna leave it on the doorstep for her to trip on.


although ... now that you suggest it, hitting might be a better use of my bricks ...