I clearly need lessons on how to do puns correctly. How am I ever expected to be an RPer without learning the basic comedy of puns?

Everyone's dropping this RP like flies. Or you could say Merman, abandoned ship. But really, only two people leaving is kind of a blessing. I've had good RPs where nearly everyone left either because of a disagreement or someone posted out of turn accidentally. Which are kind of lame reasons, but they happen nonetheless. 

I never take drop-outs personally, normally because it's either that they're in a lot of RPs and are just dropping out of the less interesting ones, or they plan on making their own RP which requires more attention and less time for other RPs. It's sad to see people go, especially if you have limited slots or they were kind of the glue of the group. Thankfully we're only just starting, so it doesn't effect us too badly.