> > We had an international election, and an expensive campaign process, and we decided that you were the _most_ unimportant person in spam. 
> 
> what a waste of money. 
> 
> Were there even any challengers?

Dozens, but none of them had the name-lack-of-recognition that you had. It was a landslide. At the end of the day, people voted based on who they'd not care about having a beer with.