I just imagine the brother trembling in the bed, gripping the unsheathed blade so hard it cuts his skin, trying hard not to oggle the princess's cleavage...'cause honestly, the twins prolly share the same tastes in women. I love the sword part so hard.

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Princess: "Yeah, it was kind of weird when you brought that sword into bed last night..."

King-to-be: =_= *sigh*

Princess: *sees his expression as downtrodden* "W-well, now that I think upon it, it was kind of kinky...?"

King-to-be: "No, no...that was my twin brother...just kind of, well, I guess I decapitated him and wasted the last magical root on him for no good reason..."

Twin: *comes in* "Whoa ho ho? Did somebody say kinky? We can make this a threesome," *aside to his own brother* "It's not exactly gay if it's a threeway..._unless you want it to be_."

King-to-be: "Oh, for the love of--" *abruptly leaves, massaging temples*