@Rhae and Jack: They claimed they will made BBCode available again soon, and editing old posts would be enabled then once more. 

Edit#1: That ... is not going to end well. (Referring at the post.)

Edit#2 @Veridis Quo: I will compile you a short summary afterwards ... well, either I or Jack, I'd figure, depending on which of us feels up to it first. Will probably also have to give a brief summary of what happened before the IC you can see.