> > I see a triangle now.
> > 
> > Rylan=The First Friend
> > 
> > Jacob=The Object of Obsession
> > 
> > Lorne=Similar Interests?
> > 
> 
> Well it's not like it can get worse. I mean it's not another crazy women is going to come and try to hurt Jacob, right?
> 
> (A female looms in the distance possibly the antagonist.)

Ooh! Ooh! Can I make an antagonist?

One with an eyepatch?

> _THALIA IS ABSOLUTELY AGHAST_ 

He hasn't even taken his pants off, no need to drop your jaw yet.