Ajax was moderately annoyed. After all his adventures it was a wonder that something could get on his nerves but everyone has their pet peeves and things around Ajax just seemed to be conspiring to upset him. People kept interrupting the duel in stupid ways and then the clown made Ganondorf literally slip n' slide into a portal which was funny but this wasn't comedy hour, this was fight night. Or day, or whatever this was. And then the little purple moron he was holding in a headlock threatened to fry him with lava, which would've earned him a dismissive chuckle if he hadn't threatened to do the same to everyone around, a little girl on the sidelines included.

Well, Ajax's patience had run out. The milisecond Chaos was done talking Ajax's muscles tensed ever so slightly and he flexed his right arm, still seated on the floor and without letting the pathetic creature go. It was a simple motion, really, but in this simple motion was the power to destroy civilizations, a force beyond any reasonable level that represented perhaps the purest level of might ever known to creation as a whole, sheer strength that could only be defined as "unfair". Ajax flexed his arm with Chaos' head still caught between the forearm and the bicep, and, with a sickening crunch, destroyed him. The result was...[not pretty, to say the least.](http://i.imgur.com/9veQx26.gif)

Gore dripping from his arm and staining his clothes, Ajax let go of the now lifeless body which continued to twitch and spew its impure ichor, almost as a parody of what Ajax had known him for. The muscular man stood up and looked at the corpse. "Those who don't know their own limits are nothing but idiots". He turned towards Alpha and the clown, his expression not soft, but definitely not enraged either. "Now that's taken care of...only the weak and pitiful discard their honor because their adversary has done so first. As for you, clown, I will admit that was funny, but there is a time and a place for everything. Never interrupt a fight between men".

And with that, Ajax would've nonchalantly stepped into the clown's lube path and calmly slid portal like one would on a board in order to follow the fighters and continue watching their duel. He would've done all this if the portal hadn't fizzled out in front of him, vanishing from existence with a tremendously anticlimactic "poot". "Okay so now what. Hey uh...clown, sorry I don't know your name, where'd that take them exactly? I wanna go watch the fight".