> Unless you want the Mad Hatter to get in there, kill the bosses with his Madness powers and become the bigger boss that everyone has to kill... All it would really take for him to kill them is pulling a Master Sword out of his hat.

So I take it you've never bothered to actually read Alice in Wonderland. If you did, you would understand that Mad Hatter, were he a major character (he's not) would be an embodiment of logic (specifically logic without rationality) rather than the embodiment of lolsorandomexdee you've made here. At least show some level of respect to the things you're taking from.