> Two Observations I've made.
> 
> 1. Marianne is 3 years older than Jacob
> 2. She's a demented team mom
> 
> "Now let's go out there and tear some limbs as a team! _**Or else**_."

Would that make Jerod the team dad, being 25 and all that?

"Ach, go git 'im laddie! 'Erhaps that princess o' yers will favor ye with some royal attention now! Har har!"