You know, I'll do that, actually. That sounds more fun than a single Volvagia. It'll also give me material to respond to Deadpool, so give me a moment to edit. Maybe I should have waited until I ate something. I dunno, this whole deal of oneshotting a boss just struck a seriously raw nerve with me due to a previous character we had to deal with (the guy that almost broke the entire roleplay as I mentioned before).

Also, I had Jerkchicken forced out after apparently imagining one-shotting Volvagia and having brains splatter all over the place, but what you suggested sounds a bit better which is why I'm still editing.