THERE IT IS! My epic masterpiece.

Oh God, my thumbs. Never use a smartphone to type something as long as that.

In case you're worried, no, I don't normally do posts as long as this. I don't know what happened here.

Again, the narration merely reflects the character's beliefs, not my own. For example, I don't believe Andre is an impostor disguised as Andre.

So I worked hard in packing as much of the "She's not very nice" tone as I could into that. Did it come out okay? I hope it didn't turn out overstuffed.

To any (European) Portuguese people, I apologize in advance if I ever butcher your language/customs.