[quote=The Irish Tree]
The only canon ending is for Shepard, Garrus, Grunt, and Wrex to all retire and go to the same home, and live out their days slapping nurses on the ass and retelling tales of their old glory days, slowly passing on with no regrets having saved the universe.Just because I'm ballstatically retarded 98.6% of the time doesn't mean I can't have that 1.4% be my moment, Nef. Every fruit has it's time to ripen and become delicious, and I am an apricot that is overly fermented. I'm just bad at articulating my thoughts, yet when I can I am mostly unaware of it. Like a lactose intolerant cheese-maker making the world's greatest cheese by accident and never knowing....Seriously though, is it that odd to see me serious?
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It's very odd.

And the only true canon ending is the one where all the Reapers die, yet all the other tech and A.I. that I worked so hard saving via meddling into affairs I shouldn't have to make both races pretty much potential fuck buddies are all unharmed by mega death ray. And Shep lives because I said so.