[quote=nerminator] jeffrey woke up to a another cop yelling at him. [i]how long did I fall unconscious?[/i]. and gotten up off of the toilet which he fallen asleep ontop of. and apparently he owed another girl another shirt. [b]jesus I'm fine, also you have like. 20 other shirts[/b] and was cut off by the door opening again. another terrorist walked through saying [b]hey joe you- OH CRAP!![/b] jeffrey immediately grabbed adelisa's gun and shot the terrorist twice. once in the leg and once in the head by accident. [b]oops[/b] jeffrey said noticing that he shot the poor bastard in the head, [/quote] Oh my gawd, this is the most amazing read I have ever had! Best literature peice EWAH!!! In all seriousnes, how can somebody get a headshot by an accident, when the first shot was at the leg? And... Joe the terrorist? Please tell me that "jeffrey" got hit in the femoral...