[i]Were these guys serious?[/i] Isaac thought.
Did Hans seriously try to suplex a cactus? Of course it would hurt. And Stewart through a rock, as if it would do anything. It was up to Isaac to finish the job.

Isaac paced to the prone and bleeding cactus, squatting down raising his knife for the kill. [rolled 6] [b][color=FF0000]SMAAAAAASH!![/color][/b]
Isaac brought his knife down, stabbing the cactus in its 'neck'. A swift movement and its 'head' was rolled onto the dusty floor. Isaac stood and stared at the twitching, bleeding cactus in front of him, cactus juices pouring out. [i]A moving cactus...[/i] Isaac thought. This was surely a sign of strange times.