There, I got a post up. Let's get this squirrel massacre started >:)

Tell me if I got anything wrong with the game universe and I'll be happy to change it. Also, I was originally going to put in some badass combat music for the "EPIC SQUIRREL FIGHT SCENE", but my connection is too slow to run Youtube at the moment, and I couldn't be arsed to wait until it got better. I may edit something in though, if I feel like it.