Excuse me sir but I do not believe you *really* know to whom you are speaking to

This is Eru Iluvatar, one true god, creator of all -makes a little bow to her lord-

... although you never really do much milord...

But in any case, pretty sure you cant touch that, he literally could unexist you if he wanted too, I think you should learn some greeting ettiquette, threats and bribes come after you've shaken hands and said 'pleased to meet you' I can tell you arent english...