[b]Name:[/b] Our Hero Ladiezengentailman
    [b]Age:[/b] Early 20's
    [b]Gender:[/b] M
    [hider=Appearance][img]http://i.imgur.com/lieUEXl.jpg[/img][/hider]    [b]Canon, AU, or OC?:[/b] OC
    [b]Universe of Origin:[/b] N/A
    [b]Personality:[/b] Our Hero is a cowardly, incompetent, kleptomaniac buffoon with no real sense of right and wrong (Or rather, he does have one, but he doesn't pay it much mind) who always seems to pull through when he's most needed. Of course, he never gets any credit for it, and his habit of acting like a snide little shit and making bad puns doesn't do his reputation any favors.

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[indent][indent][b]Moon Logic:[/b] Our Hero's world functions on adventure game logic (mostly Lucasarts), and so does he. Any obstacle or situation, no matter how dangerous, urgent, or seemingly impossible, is reduced to an excessively complicated and circuitous puzzle which he always seems to have just the right items and just enough time to solve, often with the help of a whole lot of trial and error.

[b]Inventory:[/b] Our Hero's seemingly-indestructible pantaloons contain an arbitrarily large amount of storage space, nothing within which ever seems to weigh him down or really even exist. It's all just shunted into the Inventory Item Dimension. There's also this strange side-effect where time stops as long as Our Hero is browsing his inventory, which from an outside viewpoint means it all appears to happen instantaneously.

[b]The Narrator:[/b] Our Hero is constantly accompanied by a snarky, omnipresent narration from someone who sounds oddly like Tony Jay, which has the side effect of completely foiling all attempts at stealth from himself or anyone in his vicinity.

[b]Aura of No Respect:[/b] If Our Hero ever does anything even mildly heroic, courageous, or impressive, one can be sure it will be forgotten at the end of the scene. After a given scene ends, Our Hero immediately ceases receiving any and all respect for his actions. Any sort of positive reputation he had gained disappears. What purpose this power serves, or if it can be really considered a "power" at all, nobody is sure.

[b]Multiversal Dai Dai Shogi Champion:[/b] Our Hero is utterly unbeatable at Dai Dai Shogi and all it's many variants- which is good, because it's also the only game he understands how to play.[/indent][/indent]
[indent][b]Backstory:[/b] Our Hero, so named because his mother was hoping he would amount to something, was a boy with a great deal of luck, a knack for trial-and-error, and a penchant for stealing anything not nailed down- and if something [i]was[/i] nailed down, he'd probably build some sort of complicated Rube Goldberg device to pry the nails out and steal those, too. These traits, though they earned him the ire of his neighbors and family, proved quite useful when the Dread Sorceress Tarbero Lismawil began to terrorize the land. Eventually, Our Hero, through an extremely contrived and unusual set of circumstances, managed to banish the foul magician back to the Golden Desert, for which he was named Hero of the Realm and then told to get a real job. Sadly for Our Hero, he had no real marketable skills, and decided to just join up with Shadow Eternity because it was easier than getting a degree. Also, they have surprisingly good dental.[/indent]
[indent][b]Faction:[/b] Shadow Eternity[/indent]