[quote=Gwazi Magnum]
spam is meant to be the place of darkness and insanity[/quote]

Jesus fucking Christ, that is the single edgiest thing I have ever heard. Where the fuck did you get the idea that Spam is supposed to be full of randumb shittery? Actually, it doesn't matter where you got the idea, because it's wrong regardless. 

Know what Spam is supposed to be? Funny. Entertaining. Enjoyable to fuck around in. Your presence derogates all of those things. You are a painfully unfunny, boring, and contemptible individual.