[u][b]What the hell should we call you?[/b][/u]
Everyone just calls us The Scythian

[u][b]What....are you even? [/b][/u]
We are human, a member of a long line of Scythian warriors sent to destroy the evils that dwell deep within the ancient mountain of Mingi Taw. 

[u][b]And where the heck are you from?[/b][/u]
We are from the war torn land of Scythia, a land of great warriors 
(Superbrothers: Sword and Sworcery EP)

[u][b]How friggin' old are you anyway?[/b][/u]
We are young, in the final years of our adolescence but before the first days of adulthood. 

[u][b]You a lady or a dude or what..?[/b][/u]
We are a woman. We understand that this may be difficult for outsiders to understand. We have seen that women are not usually in the roles of warrior outside of our homeland. 

[u][b]So like...what are you like?[/b][/u]
We are tasked with the woeful errand. No doubt this ancient chore will end in our martyrdom, but that is a thought for another time. We will focus on the task, not it's end. If the hand of the all knowing god will lead us too our death, than that is okay. Until then, we will enjoy life, and take in the beauty of those places we visit.

[u][b]And what do you like?[/b][/u]
In this world, we have come to find a few pleasures. Sleep is one, allowing us to journey across the world of dreams and channel our badass Scythian ancestors who attempted to complete the woeful errand before us. The best sleep, we have found, is front of a fire. In addition to that, we greatly enjoy singing. All music is great, but when we make it ourself, we have found it to have magical properties. There are, nonetheless, things we despise. We cannot hold back our hatred of loathsome rainbows and worthless sheep. 

[u][b]Anything else we should know about...?[/b][/u]
In our travels, we acquired a skill known as sworcery. We have not had much time to practice it, but it is triggered by our singing, and it has effects anywhere from moving stone to causing the heads of lagomorphs to explode. (It's telekenisis brought on by singing and meditative focus). We are also in possession of a great artifact called the Megatome. This gigantic book is filled with many secrets of sworcery spells, and also allows us to see the thoughts of those around us. Otherwise, it just serves as a giant, heavy book.

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