and yet he'll probably still miss most of them. Also yeah, Damian's life as far as the public eye goes must be completely and totally bizarre. He's the previously unknown biological kid of one of the city's richest, most well-known men and Bruce's playboy reputation aside he came out of ABSOLUTELY nowhere at primary school age. Plus his interactions with people outside the family are likely carefully controlled or at least were until they started getting him at least minimally socially trained. 

The paparazzi and every celebrity news outlet in Gotham must just have an absolute field day whenever he shows up in public. In fact, if that picture with Steph doesn't wind up in at least five trashy mags under some variation on "Gotham's Princeling leads the charge for new 'ironic scowling' trend" or "Dami Wayne in: the Top 10 bad boys of celebrity children" or at least "Youngest Wayne rebels against longtime babysitter, family torn" then my entire view of humanity might be wrong.