I never enjoyed getting drunk. Or buzzed, or whatever you might call it.

Which is a significant problem considering how much I like the taste of alcohol. I end up drinking like Sherlock. Carefully, scientifically, and with calculated amounts of water and food, so even if I [i]do[/i] get regrettably drunk, no hangover for me!

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